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THIS GUY THINKS I’M SOMEONE ELSE

I remember you from when I used to go to comedy school. You probably don’t remember me. I got kicked out of advanced class plus I got lazy so most of the comedy I have is reserved for coworkers and girls I’m trying to impress.

Your profile is a fun ride. I find it comical that people hit you up for comedy career advice. Ha I guess they assume you’re a semifamous local celebrity who’s just too famous to meet real down to earth people that aren’t tryibg to get at your fat bank account. That’s almost the plot of a movie with drew Barrymore I think.

Anyway thinks for checking out my profile but ignoring me otherwise. I’m just your regular borderline creepy Guy that’s too lazy to stalk and indulge his creepy fantasies. I guess I just need motivation. I still haven’t found “the one” that makes me want to perv out and dig through their garbage. Only time will tell.

Arkady

PS tell Adam I say what’s up. We could have had a beautiful mentor/comedian thing I just never got my shit together ; )

I DID LOOK AT HIS PROFILE, BUT DIDN’T LIKE HIM… MY SPIDER SENSES WERE RIGHT AFTER I GOT THIS MESSAGE:Anyway thinks for checking out my profile but ignoring me otherwise. I ACTUALLY DID ANSWER THIS ONE:
you have me confused with someone else. i never attended the comedy college. have a nice day.

AND NOW THE WAITING GAME…

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